James Brown MF mp3 -(1.2MB)

Typical of Two Hats output, this song is an instrumental which could be the basis of the soundtrack of a 70s porno movie

That's My Raisin' mp3 -(2MB)

A slower song about my upbringing

The average age of the band is 17, and we hope to take the world by storm. Our lead singer, Arthur was lst year considered for entry into the young musiscian of the year, but he was on a world tour and couldn't appear. Our drummer was a very talented tennis player and could have represented his country, but prefered rock and roll, he is also the band's spokeman. The keyboardsman 'filthy jack' had just moved from the rolf harris stylophone, which he played for ten years, his rendition of amazing grace would bring a tear to the eye of the most staunch communist. Latest addition stan on bass is the comedian of the set, and often combines his funky parts with funny farts. Last but not beast is the 'bad boy' of the band Terry Hitler (no relation! fnar.. fnar.. ) who likes to smoke a pipe of leaves while colourfully spraycanning the local church and still managing to write a good proportion of incredible choooonz. We also have a fifth member 'BAZ' who is just a dancer, but none of us like him and he was a mate of one of the previous members of the band. He is a christian and refuses to drink. We never tell him when we are having a practice or a gig. don't tell him if you see him.