1 Lee Evans
Rubber Faced Stand-up, who craps himself for a living
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2 Keith Moon
Dandy, Legendary Drummer And Cohort Of Vivian Stanshall
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3 John Mcenroe
Tennis Whinger and Super-brat
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4 Boris Johnson
Tubby And Foppish Conservative MP for Henly Upon Thames
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5 Denise Van Outen Big Breakfast Babe |
6 Jim "Bullseye" Bowen
Likes to keep in the Red and Well away from the black
The BBC were right to give him the sack
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