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I really am lost for words as to what to say to this one, other than, it really isn't a pretty site. We are not sure if he was intending to grimace, or wether he had a pain internal to himself, fortunately in one of our country's proud public houses a large brandy isn't far away, which could take the pain away. Of course, a couple of centuries ago, you'd be thankful of a bit of brandy to take your mind of the blade of the Surgeon/Dentist/Barber while he sawed your leg off, after the farmer's horse had kicked you, weeks before the gangrene had set in. In second thoughts poor Bernard does have a look of the rustic about him. Maybe he has a dose of the "other" trouble, who knows. I remember the last time he came down he was wearing a bit of a smock! It would be a terrible thing to walk around with a face like that all the time, better watch out for the wind changing... |

| An eventful evening, as ten minutes later Jim "Bullseye" Bowen walzes in, but then I realized he was not waltzing but taking care to tread around the colours on the carpet, he was keeping out of the black and into the red, if he loses his keys again he's sleeping in the shed! |
"This is one you won't hear on bullseye" |
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In this picture, Mark demonstrates how it may be possible to force a microphone right into your mouth.
But I would advise against it myself, as I know where it's been.. |
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Now everyone knows that David Bowie has different coloured eyes, due to a bash in the face in his teens. This character looks like he's been electocuted with a Kaleidascope, with eyes like that he could well land a role in the next James Bond film, as the evil Baron Von Shakenvach, who lives in a Rainbow mountain and Lazers people to death with his multicoloured eyes. |

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