Pettrsboricov Daovrn

English Student From Eastern Europe

I have started to learn english in the mouth. But I see nature movies, before, in my habitation but tragic to tell some words are not in the book called to the dictionary of english.
Please to tell me what these new words are. for why I would like to be appropriate when I use them as I come England to get my degree as a vicar of english churches I do not wish to be embarras the other.
I think to tell the nature movies are not animals but human with mans and womens.
Also I want to learn your cockney rhyming language I am bought a second user book from deuchland of to teach me a lesson over cockney rhyming language. I enjoy it very much but it taking many hours to learn all the rhyme they are so many and they are very strange it is hard, for me but am try very hard my best shot.

Please to tell me of the following words. Can use them formal / informal / infant?

DICKCHEEZE, DILDO, BUTMUNCH,
CAPON, UNILEVER, - i to get the words from foods
UKEY-i know not how to spell i have much many words from the only fools on horses show
 

for me My good man friend Demetriv, tells you put urine in tea, everyone in england do this, ? Can you specific a drink tea without urine. ?
home guards make you swich off your house at nights, can the aircrafts land at nights. ?

I very woulds visit Hammersmith In my Old London Town. Neighbour Profes Michal Kumkin was my English Study in school. And he told us about "the Smith" what you all call it Place there. I know about the snuff mill and the horse shoe man there and the big hammer forge smith, which gives this village it name after. You will have heard of Profes M Kumkin. he is famous in England no?, you must know him in your Eastern Europ Studies at your elementary school. He Wrote the "farm screw poems" is much very respect highly in most parts of eurpoe.

I travelled to Kiev and to eaten an ENGLISH PUDDING. it was I Like very much, but in england can you get one with some less garlic? at this pudding blow off my pants. When I finish i have much more respect for the englishnes men, much betters than french puddings.

Can you buy vodka in england. Is permitted only english vodka, ? please tell me this I great concern before I trip overland notwithstanding.
I wonder can one bribe the liquor storekeeper for if you are run out of ration tickets. Is this a problem for all english men.

My favourite television show is Benny Hill, in my dreams I like to meet and have a vodka and a milk drink with Benny Hill, can you to send his address me ;   for to me to write request as my dream with Benny Hill. Maybe you know him. I wish to ask Benny Hill about what other languages are on the Benny Hill show, I have tried bengalli and mandarin, but not true.
Do you know mr Henry Cooper. I wish to meet this man also. Henry Cooper is the mascot of I old Kabal in high school. Do you know he killed muhammad ali with one punch. mr Henry Cooper is more power than  superman. I consider mr Henry Cooper could kill superman, do you consider this also. I know nearly all english men do but I have not seen the proof.

I have read the book of tourism in the Bibliotec, and it there are many empty churches there in england here, but for sure you know this, perhaps not. I wish to take over one when I have qualify to my english vicar degree.  I would to like try liverpool first, do you know it is the biggest city in england? I look mighty swell in the foto impression. I can not to sleep at I long so much when I can swim in the liverpool river which is the named call the mersey river.
In the countryside I would like to vacation, for when I am a vicar. Do you know you can leave your homestead with doors unlocked and there is no crimes when you are abroad visiting the city center, such as canterbury cathedrel or london.

I wish to send a letter back at my friend and letter back at my brother can your post servis to used all the times of the year it expensive?.

please to tell if I pay to be in the upper class for I know you have a class system and I would like one upper class wife to bring me some childs. when I am work I would be ready to pay for the bribe. I am happy to scratch your back. do you say this in english or only in your american states movies. ?

I like your president Mr Tony Blair, but I think he must be mentally ill because he speaks french way. He must learn to speak to chinese if he wants to make england his country more powerful. ? do you not think this way. for me it being very straight forward, ? this is a mistake.

Now you have got BES cow illness is not safe to eaten beuf foods now. ?

I am proud in my chest that you choose saint georg for english royal saint patron in england. Saint georg is from my region of course. do you know he died at 23 years of old he never ventured over 100 miles from his home. you must know in school from his wanders and adventures with prostitutes. there is a bronse statue of georg in the market pizza but he has white hair now of pigeon shits. he is also the lord saint of gonorrhoea. most english childs will learn most this on there elementary school career I think. ?