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Dear Roland,
    Why did you deshide to become a pop shinger when you have shuch an embarrashing shpeecsh impediment?

If you must shing your bloody shongs, why don't you find some with no eshes in them.

And shtop ushing sho much chuffing reverb.

And if none of you are playing any inshtrumentsh, then It'sh not a Band, itsh a Quire or vocal group.