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Updated 26th Dec 1999, 24th Feb 2000, 5th March 2000, 1st January 2001
Now
Today almost all the
western world use the CE ( common era ) dating system. This emerged out
of the Gregorian Calendar, which was invented by the office of pope Gregory
XIII in 1582 ( only 400 years ago! ).
The Gregorian Calendar
was adopted by Britain and her Colonies in 1751 ( only 250 years ago )
Ten years ago we called this AD ( Anno Domini
), but we don't use latin anymore, as these days it is just confusing jargon,
and relies on an expensive public school education to make any sense of
it at all. And besides it makes all year ends into a pseudo christian
festival, and these days such concepts are alien and irrelevant to the
general population, and to some people even offensive and even oppressive,
probably!
Why The Scepticism?
If our current calendar
is only 400 years old, then why are we supposed to be celebrating a millennium
as if it's a maturing adolescent's 18th birthday celebration? Is
it another vague attempt by the media to whip up hype about a non event?
Supposing the last twelve
generations of my ancestors were living in this calendar, and were aware
of it, would they want me to be representing them at the end of this century
and getting smashed on lager, and maybe taking a miserable trip down to
the so called
millennium dome, to have some government propaganda
shoved down my throat? I THINK NOT.
Besides, there are several reasons why the millennium
date is wrong.
End Of The Century
I am extremely happy to accept
that it might be nearing the end of the century, especially at the end
of the year 2000, as the four generations, of my family, that I have
communicated with, believe, or believed, that they are, or have been alive
in the twentieth century. But the usual celebrations at the new year, I
have found to be the most tedious of all the public holidays. Nowhere is
there a party within travelling distance, without walking for an hour,
and public transport is always non existent on these occasions, Because
the country is essentially shut down for a couple of days. The stupidist
things always happen, you see people panic shopping as if they were
digging in for an air raid. And the shelves in the shops are stripped bare.
The Party
There are a number of
parties, about to go off, at the end of December 1999, as if it is the
important one, but all you are celebrating is the date turn to the year
2000. Next year will be the big party, and the plans will come to light
early next year.
Reason 1 why the millennium date is wrong
If you pay any credence
to the New Testament of the Christian Bible, there are at least two different
dates and eras given to represent the birth of Christ.
Reason 2 why the millennium date is wrong
They didn't understand
the concept of 0 ( zero ) and that would put everything back one year.
The Mathematician Richard Pinch wrote in New Scientist
magazine on 4th March 2000, that when the concept of Zero was first introduced
to Britain, it was such an abstract concept, that a postgraduate course
was offered at the University of Oxford. And this was only around 200 years
ago.
Reason 3 why the millennium date is wrong
The act of celebrating
a " new year " at the start, is like adding one on. When it's your 10th
birthday you are at the start of your 11th year, but you're celebrating
10, not 11. And as a consequence Jan 1st 2000 will be the start of the
last year of the first Millennium, not the end of it, it will be 1999 years,
and one day..... Not 2000 years!. So were not yet in the 3rd millennium,
" whatever that's supposed to be ", We're in the last year of the second.
And only on the following year, New years eve 2001, which will be 31st
December 2000, will we have actually completed the thousand year cycle.
Reason 4 why should we call it the millennium?
The word millennium,
in English, strictly speaking means one million years, not one thousand.
The French seem to have always used milli for thousand. Because
a millimetre is a thousandth of a metre.
Notes Regarding The Century
Leap Year Confusion
Julius Caesar is recognised
as the real father of the modern calendar system. He sorted out the mis-aligned
calendar that was previously in use by having 460 days in 46BC. From then
on we have used the regular pattern of 365 days, and 366 on leap years.
The origional leap year day
was on feb 24 not 29. The 23rd and the next day were merged into one day
and lasted 48hours. This was later adopted by the Catholic Church and was
the standard form, until the 1751 act of parliament which brought Britain
and her Colonies into line with the Gregorian Calendar used in the rest
of Europe, but they made a cobblers of the leap year computation because
they were generally opposed to the catholic church.
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Western Calendar
The Muslim Year Is Now The Buddist Year Is Now The Ancient Mayan Year Would Be The Jewish Year Is Now |
While everything is not quite
as advanced and peaceful as Sir Arthur predicted just yet. It is wonderful
to see all the reports around the world from countries such as China and
America, who are having their official millennium celebrations. Where are
all the British and European administrators now? squirming with embarrasment
probably, after their hoax millenneum celebrations, a year early are now
generally recognised as fraud.
And even church representatives,
admitting that their christ birth date could be 6 or more years late because
Herod died in 6 bc. But they don't really know anyway. No apology from
chrisendom is expected either!!
A great interview on the BBC
was heard from an official Greenwich timesmith himself, who skirted over
half a dozen of my arguments, outlined in the paragraphs above, a year
ago!
Even the The Queen has just had her millenneum celebration, because this is the real one!
Well Happy new year to everyone,
And Happy new Millenneum (if you
believe in such things...)
For More In Depth Calendar
Systems See - Calendar Systems
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