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Ode To James Aug 2000
You May Have Gone Sir,
And It Leaves Our Lives Cast Bare.
But We Needn't Shed A Tear,
We Can Read Your Best Jokes Here.Your Dulcet Tones Are Missed,
Talk sport missed your gist,
but we've still got this list,
Which is slightly more rewarding than a painful cyst.
November 4th 2004
Two Goldfish are in a tank, One turns to the other and says,
"do you have ANY idea how to drive this thing?"
October 2004
Blonde Painter
This blonde decides one day that she is sick and tired of all
these blonde jokes and how all blondes are perceived as stupid, so she decides
to show her husband that blondes really are smart. While her husband is off
at work, she decides that she is going to paint a couple of rooms in the house.
The next day, right after her husband leaves for work, she gets
down to the task at hand. Her husband arrives home at 5:30 and smells the
distinctive smell of paint. He walks into the living room and finds his wife
lying on the floor in a pool of sweat. He notices that she is wearing a ski
jacket and a fur coat at the same time.
He goes over and asks her if she is OK. She replies yes. He
asks what she is doing. She replies that she wanted to prove to him
that not all blonde women are dumb and she wanted to do it by painting the
house. He then asks her why she has a ski jacket
over her fur coat. She replies that she was reading the directions on the
paint can and they said....
FOR BEST RESULTS, PUT ON TWO COATS.
The Police Stop
A police officer pulls a guy over for speeding and has the following
exchange: Officer: May I see your driver's license?
Driver: I don't have one. I had it suspended when I got my 5th
DUI.
Officer: May I see the owner's card for this vehicle?
Driver: It's not my car. I stole it.
Officer: The car is stolen?
Driver: That's right. But come to think of it, I think I saw
the owner's card in the glove box when I was putting my gun in there.
Officer: There's a gun in the glove box?
Driver: Yes sir. That's where I put it after I shot and killed
the woman who owns this car and stuffed her in the trunk.
Officer: There's a BODY in the TRUNK?!?!?
Driver: Yes, sir.
Hearing this, the officer immediately called his captain. The
car was quickly surrounded by police, and the captain approached the driver
to handle the tense situation:
Captain: Sir, can I see your license?
Driver: Sure. Here it is.
It was valid.
Captain: Who's car is this?
Driver: It's mine, officer. Here's the registration.
Captain: Could you slowly open your glove box so I can see
if there's a gun in it?
Driver: Yes, sir, but there's no gun in it.
Sure enough, there was nothing in the glove box.
Captain: Would you mind opening your trunk? I was told you said
there's a body in it.
Driver: No problem.
Trunk is opened; no body.
Captain: I don't understand it. The officer who stopped you
said you told him you didn't have a license, stole the car, had a gun in the
glovebox, and that there was a dead body in the trunk.
Driver: Yeah, I'll bet he told you I was speeding, too.
Give the ballerina a drink!
A large woman, wearing a sleeveless sun dress, walked into a
bar. She raised her right arm, revealing a huge, hairy armpit as
she pointed to all the people sitting at the bar and asked, "What man
here will buy a lady a drink?"
The bar went silent as the patrons tried to ignore her. But down at the end
of the bar, an owly-eyed drunk slammed his hand down on the counter and bellowed;
"Give the ballerina a drink!"
The bartender poured the drink and the woman chugged it down. She turned to
the patrons and again pointed around at all of them, revealing the same hairy
armpit, and asked; "What man here will buy a lady a drink?"
Once again, the same little drunk slapped his money down on the bar and said:
"Give the ballerina another drink!"
The bartender approached the little drunk and said; "I
say, old chap, it's your business if you want to buy the lady a drink, but
why do you keep calling her the ballerina?"
The drunk replied; "Any woman who can lift her leg that high has to be
a ballerina!"
A Lesson Learned
Mr. Cikoch was a biology instructor at a snobby suburban girl's
junior college. During class one day he asked his student, "Miss Simison,
would you please name the organ of the human body, which under the appropriate
conditions, expands to six times its normal size, and define the conditions."
Miss Simison gasped, and then said, "Mr. Cikoch, I don't
think that is a proper question to ask me. I assure you my parents will hear
of this. "With that she sat down red-faced.
Mr. Cikoch then called on Miss Hakar and asked the same question.
Miss Hakar, with composure, replied, "The pupil of the eye, in dim light."
"Correct," said Mr. Cikoch. "And now, Miss Simison,
I have three things to say to you. One, you have not studied your lesson.
Two, you have a dirty mind. And three, you will some day be faced with a dreadful
disappointment."
A dog saw an advert for a job and went along for an interview.
The manager said, "I can't hire you. The sign says you have to be able
to type." The dog jumped down, went to the typewriter and proceeded to
type out a perfect letter. He took out the page and trotted over to the manager
and gave it to him, then jumped back on the chair.
The manager was stunned, but then told the dog, "The sign
says you have to be good with a computer." The dog jumped down again
and went to the computer. The dog proceeded to demonstrate his expertise with
various programs and produced a sample
spreadsheet and database and presented them to the manager. By this time the
manager was totally dumbfounded!
He looked at the dog and said, "I realize that you are
a very intelligent dog and have some interesting abilities. However, I *still*
can't give you the job."
The dog jumped down and went to a copy of the sign and put his
paw on the part about being an Equal Opportunity Employer. The manager said,
"Yes, but the sign *also* says that you have to be bilingual."
The dog looked him straight in the face and said:
"Meow..."
ME First!!
A sales rep, an administration clerk and the manager are walking
to lunch when they find an antique oil lamp. They rub it and a Genie comes
out in a puff of smoke.
The Genie says, "I usually only grant three wishes, so
I'll give each of you just one."
"Me first! Me first!" says the admin clerk. "I
want to be in the Bahamas, driving a speedboat, without a care in the world."
Poof!
She's gone. In astonishment, "Me next! Me next!" says
the sales rep. "I want to be in Hawaii, relaxing on the beach with my
personal masseuse, an endless supply of pina coladas and the love of my life."
Poof! He's gone.
"OK, you're up," the Genie says to the manager. The
manager says, "I want those two back in the office after lunch."
Moral of the story: Always let your boss have the first say.
Getting into heaven
You can't fool the kids in Sunday school; they are way too smart...
"If I sold my house and my car, had a big garage sale,
and gave all my money to the church, would I get into heaven?" I asked
the children in my Sunday school class.
"NO!" all the children answered.
"If I cleaned the church every day, mowed the yard, and
kept everything neat and tidy, would I get into heaven?"
Again the answer was, "NO!"
"Well," I continued, "then how can I get to heaven?"
A five-year-old boy shouted, "You gotta be dead!"
Finding Religion
A drunk stumbles along a baptismal service on Sunday afternoon
down by the river. He proceeds to walk into the water and stand next to the
preacher.
The minister notices the old drunk and says, "Mister, are
you ready to find Jesus?"
The drunk looks back and says, "Yes, preacher, I sure am."
The minister dunks the fellow under the water and pulls him
right back up.
"Have you found Jesus?" the preacher asks.
"Nooo, I didn't!" said the drunk.
The preacher then dunks him under for quite a bit longer, brings
him up, and says, "Now, brother, have you found Jesus?"
"Noooo, I have not, reverend."
The preacher, in disgust, holds the man under for at least 30
seconds this time, brings him out of the water, and says in a harsh tone,
"My God, man, have you found Jesus yet?"
The old drunk wipes his eyes and says to the preacher, "Are
you sure this is where he fell in?"
A beautiful, voluptuous woman goes to see a gynaecologist. The
doctor takes one good look at this woman and his professionalism is a thing
of the past. Right away he tells her to undress.
After she has disrobed he begins to stroke her thigh. As he does he says to
the woman: "Do you know what I`m doing ?"
"Yes," she says, "you`re checking for any abrasions or dermatological
abnormalities." "Correct," says the doctor.
He then begins to fondle her breasts. "Do you know what I`m doing now",
he says. "Yes," says the woman, "you`re checking for any lumps
or breast cancer." "That`s right," replies the doctor.
He then gradually proceeds to having sexual intercourse with her.
"Do you know," he pants "what I`m doing now?"
"Yes," she says...
"You`re getting herpes..."
The Parrot
A lady was walking down the street to work and she saw a parrot
on a perch in front of a pet store. The parrot said to her, Hey lady, you
are really ugly." Well, the lady is furious! She stormed past the store
to her work. On the way home she saw the same parrot and it said to her, "Hey
lady, you are really ugly."
She was incredibly ticked now. The next day the same parrot
again said to her, "Hey lady, you are really ugly."
The lady was so ticked that she went into the store and said
that she would sue the store and kill the bird. The store manager replied,
"That's not good," and promised he wouldn't say it again.
When the lady walked past the store that day after work the
parrot called to her, "Hey lady."
She paused and said, "Yes?"
The bird said, "You know."
Joke From Billy Big Pants Sept 2004
JESUS IN THE PUB
An Australian, an Irishman and a Scouser are in a bar. They're all staring
at a man sitting on his own at a table in the corner. He's so familiar, but
not one of them recognise him, and they are getting annoyed. They stare and
stare, until suddenly the Irishman twigs:
"My God, it's Jesus!" Sure enough, it is Jesus, nursing a pint.
Thrilled, they send him over a pint of Guinness, a pint of Fosters and a pint
of bitter.
Jesus accepts the drinks, smiles over at the three men, and drinks the pints
slowly, one after another.
After he's finished the drinks, Jesus approaches the trio. He reaches for
the hand of the Irishman and shakes it, thanking him for the Guinness. When
he lets go, the Irishman gives a cry of amazement:
"My God! The arthritis I've had for 30 years is gone. It's a miracle!"
Jesus then shakes the Aussie's hand, thanking him for the lager. As he lets
go, the man's eyes widen in shock.
"Strewth mate, the bad back I've had all my life is completely gone!
It's a miracle."
Jesus then approaches the Scouser who says, "Back off, mate, I'm on disability
benefit."
Joke From Billy Big Pants May 2003
After having their 11th child, a Scouse couple decided that
was enough, as they could not afford a larger bed.
So the husband went to his doctor and told him that he and his wife didn't
want to have any more children.
The doctor told him there was a procedure called a vasectomy that would fix
the problem but it was expensive. A less costly alternative was to go home,
get a firework, light it, put it in a beer can, then hold the can up to his
ear and count to 10.
The Scouser said to the doctor, "I may not be the smartest guy in the
world, but I don't see how putting a firework in a beer can next to my ear
is going to help me."
"Trust me, it will do the job", said the doctor.
So the man went home, lit a banger and put it in a beer can. He held the can
up to his ear and began to count: "1, 2, 3, 4, 5," at which point
he paused, placed the beer can between his legs so he could continue counting
on his other hand.
This procedure also works in Birmingham, parts of Essex, inner London,
Norfolk, Brixham, the Isle of Sheppy, Stocksbridge and anywhere in Wales
Joke From Yanina March 2002
Two tramps, are sitting in an abandoned
railway halt, where they start reminiscing about their most memorable times.
Alouiscious says about the time when he was walking along a long forgotten siding
in chesterfield, where he found an unlocked shed full of food, whisky and beer.
He said it was the greatest time of his adult life, he got pissed every night
for three weeks and ate like a king.
Tarqin agrees that it must have been a fine time.
Alouiscious says, " have you ever found anything good
on the railways like that ? "
" Yes ", Tarquin replies, " I once found a woman, she
was lying on the rails, but I took her home to my bedroom and had sex with her
for three weeks after ".
"Crikey blimey ", says Alouiscious, " thats great, did
you kiss her as well ? " " Oh no ", replies Tarquin,
" she didnt have a head ! "
Radio Joke From Feb 2002
An English gentleman and an Irish gentleman were waiting
in the barber's shop for a proper haircut. The Irish gentleman had a dog with
him. The English gentleman quite favoured the dog for a bit of fuss, and so
he offered the following, " Does your dog bite ? "
To which the Irish gentleman replied very loudly, " No
Sir he most certainly does not. "
At this information the english Tommy goes and jolly well
gives the small beast a hearty pat on the head. The dog immediately bites two
of his fingers off, making a right blasted mess over the magazines and newspapers.
After the English is immediately carted of to hospital
for stitching and remedial surgery, leaving him unable to bowl an off-break
for Surrey ever again, the owner of the establishment is given to remark to
the irish gent, who had hardly moved or made any reaction throughout the whole
event, that he thought that you said that your dog didn't bite. "No
sir" replied the Irish gentleman, " My own dog is far to arthritic to be bothered
about biting anyone these days, but I wouldn't have a clue about this dog, I'm
looking after it for the neighbour's brother who's a window cleaner, so he is.
"
Beer Joke From CAMRA October 2001
My younger brother returned home after his first term
at univerity, with an angry red mark on the bridge of his nose.
" What caused that bruise? ", I enquired.
" Glasses ", came the matter of fact reply. "
Why don't you try some contact lenses ", I advised, " They really aren't that
much trouble these days ". The cheeky sibling
quickly replied, " No they're no good to me, they don't hold enough beer! "
Joke From Dave Silvertongue September 2001
Three weeks after a Chinese Medicine Practitioner
opens in the local high street, a woman finally plucks up courage to book a
consultation. On entering the elderly Chinese man's consulting room, and smelling
the scents of essential oils. She confesses that the reason she has come is
that men don't fancy her.
She briefly speculated that she might
get some relaxation and confidence from acupuncture.
But the Old Chinaman stopped her at once and said " you have Arsamas disease".
"What's that? " she replied. He told her to undress and
lie on the couch on her front, which she did.
And then the old man stood at her feet and had a good
look at her,
Then he came around to her head and had another good look
from her top end. Finally he pronounced, "You see
I was right Arse same as face"
New Joke 29th August 2001
A man is walking past the olympic village, and he thinks he recognises an
athlete from the t.v. sport he was watching the night before. So with the intention
of asking for an autograph, he goes over and asks,
" Are you a pole volter? "
The athlete stops in his tracks, and regards our hero curiously for a few moments,
before saying in a very heavy accent,
" No I am a German, but how did you know that my name is Walter? "
Joke Courtesy Of Jane Garvey 10th March 2001
A jumbo jet loaded with people at 20,000 feet,
is mid atlantic, an hour into it's flight and it is getting into some difficulty,
after fobbing off the passengers for a few minutes, the captain finally opens
the microphone and tells the passengers, that he's very sorry, but there has
been a serious malfunction with the fuel sensor management system in the wing,
which has led to a leakage, and in the next ten minutes the aircraft is going
to have to ditch into the sea. The passengers can tell from the captains nervous
voice that they are probably not going to make it.
The passengers ramain silent for a minute or so, before
sobbing and talking slowly fill the cabin.
A woman stands up and shouts, were
all going to die, and pulls the arm of a hunky stranger who she's been
quietly fancying from the start of the flight.
When he looks around at her, she shouts
at him treat me like a woman, now! So hunky, slowly
gets to his feet, takes off his shirt, revealing his adonis like torso, and
passing the shirt to her, says " iron this "
New Joke 12th October Courtesy Of Mark Chilblanes
Jesus was up in heaven, checking in the newly departed
through the pearly gates, when he spies in the queue an old man who looks very
familiar.
When it is the old man's turn to have all his details
written down, Jesus tells the old man that he looks familiar and asks him what
job he did when he was alive.
"I was a carpenter" he says.
This gets Jesus thinking, and he then asks if the man
if he had any children.
"I had one son" came the reply.
Jesus just had to make sure and asks the man if his son
had any distinguishing features when he last saw him.
The man replied " He had holes in his hands and feet."
On hearing this Jesus is overjoyed and overcome with emotion,
he immediately embraces the old man and cries "dad."
The old carpenter, also getting a bit excited embraces
Jesus and cries "Pinnoccio"
I thank you, I thank you, I thank you.
4th October 2000
A joke from Christopher Julius Codpiece Constantinople Hipster
Two cockneys are walking down the Old Kent Road,
And a German car pulls up beside them with foreign plates,
the fat man leans out and asks them in German which is the best way to Gatwick
Airport. Del and Rodney look at each other cluelessly and Rodney says, " I think
he's asking us a question ".
Then the fat driver asks in Portugese, " Could you please
tell me the way to Gatwick Airport ? "
Rodney says to him, " half past three mate ".
Then he asks in Swedish, " Will you please help me to
the road for Gatwick airport sirs ? "
Del says " can't you speak English ? "
He trys again, this time in Italian, " Where is Gatwick
Airport ? "
Del says, " no speako the lingo chum ! "
The driver decides that he's wasting his time and drives
off.
Rodney says to Del, " That was a missed opportunity, If
we spoke another language we could have help him "
Del says " You silly plonker, he knew about four languages
and it didn't get him very far did it! "
17th September 2000
The only joke I heard this week was on Tommy Boyd
Two amnesia sufferers are lazing on a sunny beach.
One says to the other, " I'm going to get an ice cream ". The other says " Could
you get me one while your going ? "
Number one - " I'll try my best and see if I can remember
"
Number two - " And while your going can you get me a flake
in it as well ? You know just shoved in the top "
Number one - " Oh I don't know if I'll be able to remember
all that, but I'll try my best "
Number two - " Can you get me some hundreds and thousands
sprinkled on the top as well, while your at it ? "
Number one - " I think your pushing your luck now, but
I'll try my best "
Number two - " Oh you'll be all right "
So the man goes for the ice creams and he's gone an hour.
When he finally gets back, he says " I'm back, here's
your chips "
Number two replies - " you bloody useless idiot, you've
forgotton my pie haven't you "
11th June 2000
A man limps into a doctor's surgery
with an embarrasing malady. The doctor says what can I do for you?
The man says " doctor, I'm afraid I've got a cricket ball
stuck up my arse "
The doctor regards the man suspiciously over his half moon
spectacles for a few moments before replying " 'ows that then ? "
5th June 2000
Did you hear about that artist fellow with the dirty
finger on one hand?
That's right he was called Picasso
5th May 2000
There's a new cure being held as a miracle by the scientific
community for Bulimia. It consists of a pill which is to be taken three times
every day.
20th April 2000
Another Non JHR Story to celebrate Maunday Thursday
There's a man on a Scottish train he's going from Stranraer
to Glasgow, but he's very tired after overdoing it the night before in the pub,
and spends much of the journey nodding off.
After some time, he wakes up with a jolt and feels a little
disoriented.
He asks one of the two old ladies who are sharing the
compartment with him,
" do you know if I've passed Ayr yet ? "
To which the more prudish looking one, replied quite curtly
in her accusing Scots whine ,
" two or three times young man, but we opened the compartment
window "
16th April 2000
Two men are standing on the edge of a cliff.
One has his arms outstretched, and in each of his hands
there is a live budgerigar.
The second man has a parrot in his left hand, and a pistol
in his right.
The first man jumps off the cliff and lands on the rocks
below, alive but with considerable injuries.
The second man jumps, and on the way down, lets go of
the parrot, and shoots it with the pistol, then lands on the rocks below and
also sustains considerable injury
-
Ten days later they are both consious in adjacent hospital
beds.
And after considerable thought, one man says to the other,
" ok then, I will stop the budgie jumping, but only if
you stop the parrot shooting! "
8-9th April 2000
There's a little lad at home with his dad, and he's looking
out of the window.
he says, " dad there's a man at the door with a bald head
"
dad replies, " tell him I've already got one son! "
This bloke walks into the pub every night, he always
orders two halves of bitter from the bar, drinks them both and makes his way
out.
On fridays, he returns to the bar twice, each time ordering
2 halves at a time.
anyway, after a month the barmaid plucks up the courage
to ask him why, and why doesn't he buy a pint instead of two halves each time?
Well.. he says
" my brother and I are very close, but he's gone to Australia
for six months, so I'm drinking his drink for him while he's away. "
So the barmaid thinks to herself " we get some right nutters
in here! " and it doesn't unduly concern her again.
Until a week later when the bloke starts getting only
one half at a time.
So she asks him, why has he changed his habits.
So he tells her
" I was 40 last week and I'm getting a bit of a beer belly,
so I've given up drinking"
1st of April 2000 With the greatest respect, the only joke of any quality
today was far too filthy to be put on a web page.
Although if you are really despirate, you can
23rd March 2000
Not an official JHR story, but the master would surely approve
A man buys an old ford Fiesta for £100 from
a dodgy car lot and at once seemed happy with his new acquisition.
But, he turns up at the car lot only three days later,
wanting his money back.
When the proprietor asks the reason for his dissatisfaction,
the man replies that he lives on a steep hill and can only get the car up
to 80 when going up it.
What's wrong with that, surely it's outstanding performance
for a budget vehicle of that age and condition.
No, it's no good at all, I live at number 120
19th March 2000 - After a veritable feast of comedy
Two old women waiting at the bus stop
smoking fags.
It starts raining heavily and Dolly puts her smokes
back in her bag, but Cissie fishes a packet of condoms out of her bag and
a pair of shiny scissors. Dolly looks on as Cissie unwraps a condom and cuts
off the end and fits a fag into it, with the lighted end sticking out of the
cut hole, and continues to smoke without it getting wet. Well
the next day Dolly gets up early and goes straight to the chemist for a packet
of condoms. And the young assistant asks her what size does she want?
" Oh, any size will do as long as it'll fit a camel
"
This man goes into the Doctor's with
an embarrassing problem, " I can't achieve an erection ", he complains.
So the doc, tests his blood pressure and listens to
his heartbeat and all that, and thinking it might be psychological, he says
" can you come back next week with your wife? " So
the next week the two of them are in the doctors and he asks the bloke to
wait in the waiting room while he sees the wife in the surgery.
He asks her to take off all her clothes and lay on the
couch.
Which she does and the doc looks over her, before thanking
her and asking her to get dressed again.
Then he goes into the waiting room to see the bloke,
and says " there's nothing wrong with you pal, I couldn't get one either "
There's two pilots trying to bring a plane
down in a heavy storm, and the plane is being blown from side to side and
they're having big trouble keeping a steady course.
Eventually the runway comes in to view, and Crispin
says " do you know that's the shortest runway I've ever seen, I don't think
we'll make it! "
But they are running out of fuel and they have no choice,
so they land and put the brakes on full and just manage to stop before the
end, and all the passengers are in the crash positions and there's spew everywhere.
Crispin says " that really is a very short runway "
And Tarquin replies " but isn't it the widest! "
18th March 2000
Last night someone phoned the manc broadcaster extrodinaire, and shared
the following joke with all and sundry
This bloke goes to America on a training
course, and he arrives on Saturday, has a look round for a couple of days,
buys a cowboy hat for his brother, before Monday morning, where he goes
to the place where he's going to be doing the course for a week. The
woman on the reception says to him, " where you from? "
And he replies " England."
Then she says " who did you fly with? "
And he says " To be honest I don't know ".
She says, " you don't know? How come? "
And he says " well there were about 300 of them "
8th March 2000
His mancunian reverence bequeathed
us with the following story last weekend
I used to have this mate who worked in
the steelworks, however his job entailed a bit of danger in the lower abdomen
department. He had to sit on this machine while the metal whizzed past.
Then one day, the whole contraption got stuck and went
bang, and the upshot was that he got badly burned in the meat and two veg
department, and lost it. Anyway a month or two
later when everything had healed up, he was sent to see a consultant, about
an artificial " how's your father ", and the doc' said :-
" well here's your standard one " ... Oh
did I mention that he hadn't got Bupa, so he was going to have to go private
and pay for it himself, because the waiting list on the national health was
ten years. So the doc shows him the standard
one, and it's 2000 quid and so big,
An the deluxe models 6000, and a bit bigger,
ANYWAY The doc can see
that he's a bit worried about the cost, and he says, 'cause there's a queue
in the waiting room, " i'll tell you what, do you want to go home and discuss
it with the wife for a couple of days? " An'
my mate says " ok " And so he goes home,
After he hasn't called back after a week, the
doc calls him at home,
" so have you decided what model your having " an' all
that palarva,
And my mate says " well I've spoken to the wife, and
were having a new kitchen "
Three blokes were having a drink in their local boozer,
and for the furtherance of comedy they can be described
thus :-
An Englishman a Welshman and a Scotsman...
well the Englishman is paying a visit and there is a lamp
on a shelf above the urinal, which he rubs, because he caught it, accidentally
with his forceful relief ( if you know what I mean )
and there was a drop glistening on the side...
... anyway he rubs the lamp and a Genie appears and it
grants the three of them a wish each.
The Scotsman goes first,
I'm a fisherman and so was my father, and grandfather
right back five generations. And I'd like my children and grand children to
follow me into the business and have great success.
So I wish for the north sea to be teeming with loads of
fish for eternity. There's a glint in the Genie's
eye and it comes true. The Englishman goes next,
I would like a massive wall erected right the way around
England so no-one can get in or out. There's a
glint in the Genie's eye and it comes true. Then
it's the Welshman, and he starts asking the Genie how big the wall is, turns
out that it's 150 feet high and 15 feet thick at the base. All
right then, says the Welshman " fill it with water "
James H. Reeve
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