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6th March 2000
It seems that at the beginning of the year 2000, and the last year of the 20th century, a representative of the Roman Catholic Church is trying to stir up controversy by claiming that the ANTICHRIST is among us. . .
Cardinal Giacomo Biffi, 71 is the Archbishop of Bologna, and a potential candidate for the next pope. He has refused to name the antichrist, but has given the following clues to his/her identity :-
With this evidence it is now possible
to draw up a short list. The person is aparrently rich and famous, religious
and vegetarian. And on the whole must be a very entertaining and pleasant. The
animal rights thing has knocked quite afew nobs and royals off the list, because
a hunter or shooter would never get short listed.
| Rupert Murdock The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Madonna Moby Bill Gates Carla Laine Richard Branson Tony Blair John Travolta Anita Roddick Bridget Bardot Nelson Mandela David Bowie Steven Speilberg Arnold Scwartzeneger George Lucas Bernie Eccleston Cliff Richard Uri Geller Terry Waite Rev. Jesse Jackson Hilary Clinton David Icke Mohammad Fayed Chrissie Hinde |
This list is by no
means complete, but the activities of these people would be interesting over
the next few years.
If nothing at all happens, then other
questions must be asked. We have a saying here in Yorkshire about a pot and
a black kettle.
| 10th March 2000, Chrissie Hinde has reported to be arrested, after a rumpus at a clothes shop, where some Leather and Suede garments have been slashed with a knife, while on display. |
Vegetarian
Antichrist Is Walking Among Us
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