Vegetarian Antichrist Is Walking Among Us


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6th March 2000

It seems that at the beginning of the year 2000, and the last year of the 20th century, a representative of the Roman Catholic Church is trying to stir up controversy by claiming that the ANTICHRIST is among us. . .

A Newspaper Report Today

    Cardinal Giacomo Biffi, 71 is the Archbishop of Bologna, and a potential candidate for the next pope. He has refused to name the antichrist, but has given the following clues to his/her identity :-

  1. The individual in question is in possession of a " fascinating personality ".
  2. He or she is a supporter of Vegetarianism.
  3. And also a Pacifist, Environmentalist and Animal Rights Supporter.
  4. The Antichrist is an expert on the Bible.
  5. A promoter of " vague and fashionable spiritual values ", but not " the scriptures " .
  6. Apparently the individual is actively promoting dialogue between the Catholic Church and all the other Christian Denominations, in an attempt to water down Catholicism to the point where it collapses.
  7. The individual is masquerading in the guise of a prominent philanthropist, who's real agenda is " The destruction of Christianity " and " The Death of God ".


With this evidence it is now possible to draw up a short list. The person is aparrently rich and famous, religious and vegetarian. And on the whole must be a very entertaining and pleasant. The animal rights thing has knocked quite afew nobs and royals off the list, because a hunter or shooter would never get short listed.
 
 

 

Michael Jackson
Rupert Murdock
The Artist Formerly Known As Prince
Madonna
Moby
Bill Gates
Carla Laine
Richard Branson
Tony Blair
John Travolta
Anita Roddick
Bridget Bardot
Nelson Mandela
David Bowie
Steven Speilberg
Arnold Scwartzeneger
George Lucas
Bernie Eccleston
Cliff Richard
Uri Geller
Terry Waite
Rev. Jesse Jackson
Hilary Clinton
David Icke
Mohammad Fayed
Chrissie Hinde

This list is by no means complete, but the activities of these people would be interesting over the next few years.
If nothing at all happens, then other questions must be asked. We have a saying here in Yorkshire about a pot and a black kettle.
 

The Evidence Thus Far In The News From March 2000
10th March 2000, Chrissie Hinde has reported to be arrested, after a rumpus at a clothes shop, where some Leather and Suede garments have been slashed with a knife, while on display.


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