The Cleaved Earth Theory


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Updated Sunday 14th November 1999
Updated Sunday 13th February 2000

The Cleaved Earth


1. Seventy one percent of the Earth's surface is covered by water.

2. All the continents that exist today once fitted together as a large land mass 
which we call Pangaea

3. Continental drift causes the continents to move about over millions of years

4. Earth has less than half of the crust that it ought to have, relative to the other planets

5. The Oceanic crust is less than 200 million years old, 
The Continental crust is 4 billion years old

6. Why is the moon apparently too large a satellite for a planet the Earth's size?

7. If you look at the Pacific Ocean from space, 
you can see only water and no land mass, is something missing?

Introduction
     The Cleaved Earth Theory is a modern translation of an ancient Sumerian story. I don't know if it is the true origin of the planet Earth, but it is a very interesting idea. It is quite far fetched, but it does tie up more loose ends than most of the competing orthodox scientific theories.

The Sumerians
     The Sumerians are said to be the first people who advanced themselves into an organized civilization. In fact Sumer is often called The Seat Of Civilization. They lived from about 6,000 years ago in cities, they invented  writing, a jury system of justice and they wrote about a pantheon of gods. And indeed are said to have invented the wheel, advanced medicine, and the twelve signs of the zodiac as well.
     A great many stone tablets ( tens of thousands! ) have been found, during this century in what is now Iraq, that originated from the Sumerians from about 6000 years ago. They contain many stories about the creation of the heavens and the earth, which are remarkably similar to the biblical old testament stories. And A wealth of other information about some of the earliest civilizations.

But
     In the beginning, there was a large planet in between Mars and Jupiter where the asteroid belt now is. This was the watery planet Tiamat. And A huge planet called Marduk swept in to it on it's 3,600 year eccentric orbit in the opposite direction. And smashed Tiamat in half and flung it off course. It eventually coalesced to form the Earth. The crust that was left became the side of the Earth where the land mass was, and the torn side became the Pacific Basin.

     The other debris and broken moons became the asteroid belt that is now between Mars and Jupiter. And the Earth's moon which was previously a large moon of one of the other planets got captured by the Earth. And that's why the moon displays battle, and major impact damage that is 4 million years old.

Imaging
     Modern scientists and geologists have found that, if the Earth is scanned as if it has all of it's oceans removed, it is reminiscent of an apple with a chunk bitten out of it. And in addition, seismic information reveals huge scar like cracks on the Pacific Ocean floor.
Most people are aware that water covers about 70% of the surface of the earth, but not that Half the surface of the earth lies between 3000 and 6000 metres below sea level. This means that the average earthly environment is Deep under the ocean.

Other Information
     The Sumerians had some pretty hot information for their time. Remember they lived 6,000 years ago, we only found out most of our detailed info about the outer planets in the last century. They have left us diagrams of our solar system with all the planets. Including the following spooky facts.

1. Neptune's largest moon ( Triton ) has a retrograde motion. True, and we didn't discover Triton until 1846.

2. Our moon is actually bigger than one of the main planets ( Pluto ). True

3. There are 12 major bodies including Sun & Moon. true, If we confirm the tenth planet, and we only learned about the outer planets in the last 200 years, Not 6000 !

4. Pluto was originally a moon of Saturn. Beyond our means to confirm at present

5. They called the Earth KI ( the seventh planet ). True if we count inwards from Pluto

6. They gave Neptune a watery name. We thought it was gas until 1989 when we found, thanks to a NASA satellite that it is a rock surrounded with 6,000 miles of water

7. They knew that the Earth's processional cycle is 25,920 years. how?


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