Invented 25th Feb 2000 - Re-Organised 1-4th Feb 2001

Back To Engine Room ( Main Home Page )
.

Other Sections For Your Amusement

Pub Guide	Old Cinemas	Winscale	Driving Tricks	Vege Antichrist	Advice to USA
Bishtastic	Hendos	Pyram -idiots	Speeding	Mobile Cancer	False Teeth

  I found out the hard way, it's no use being a celebrity who tries to hide from your roots. The longer you keep the secret, the harder it is to bear when reality actually smacks you in the face. I'm talking about the " dreaded " stage name. When your agent first looks at you and says " we're going to have to do something with the name, how about Britney Spears, Ozzy Osbourne Or Freddy Star? "
      And your thinking why? have I picked the right one?  So you sleep on it and ring him tomorrow, only to find that he's printed your publicity shots and your cheesy new stage name in the " Sheffield Mercury " [ South yorkshire's guide to clubland ], and entered you in all manner of embarrassing competitions and minor TV shows. . .

     People who really get up my nose are celebrities who purposefully change their name, at the drop of a hat to try to add a bit of Sparkle or Finesse, to what would otherwise be a down to earth persona.

     Real superstars have the Class and Dignity to keep their original names, and it adds to their persona, as the public at large takes them to heart. No false pretentious, the following are genuine class acts who will always be remembered as true honest Superstars :-