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The Jehova Witness


If you are constantly badgered at your door by those tedious pessimist jovos, and your too polite to shout profanities at them and slam your door in their annoying miserable faces, like I do, and are constantly given watchtower leaflets, with pictures of dodgy suited americans looking like pimps without hats, then read this for some useful information.



        The Jehova's witnesses are an american religious cult with some very silly ideas. They  made predictions about the end of the world since their inception, and believed passionately in certain dates for this coming disasterous event.

        The reason as to why they're silly is that, when (as usual) the end of the world doesn't actually come (again), they still keep their faith in the cult, despite it having lied to them, making them look very foolish again. These must be some of the most gullable people on the planet.

Some notable dates for the end of the world and begginning of armageddon are as follows :- 1874, 1st Oct 1914, 1975 and 1999

after all these many let downs, it beggars belief that there are still followers of the cult.

        They passionately shun Christmas, and are not allowed to exchange presents on christmas day. This in Britain in this day and age is possibly cruel to children who mix with average children in their peer group. But they still believe in the second coming of christ...
        One Of their most famous fetishes is for shunning any kind of transfusion, transplant or medical implant. Talk about Darwin Awards!

        Despite the fact that there are several million Jovos worldwide, but mainly in America, they believe that only 144,000 of them can have their souls saved. Rediculous!

Greetings For Jovos.
1) What you doin here, I thought the world had ended in 1999? whats up 144,001 ? have they given you your money back
2) Where's Jesus then, it's 2001 now, Still not shown up and your still in the cult, bit gullable aren't you?
3) I'm sorry I am just out to do some early christmas shopping.
4) I'd like to bet you have a mortgage and insurance, what use is that if the world is just about to end. You haven't thought about that have you.