If you are constantly badgered at your
door by those tedious pessimist jovos, and your too polite to shout profanities
at them and slam your door in their annoying miserable faces, like I do,
and are constantly given watchtower leaflets, with pictures of dodgy suited
americans looking like pimps without hats, then read this for some useful
information.
The reason as to why they're silly is that, when (as usual) the end of the world doesn't actually come (again), they still keep their faith in the cult, despite it having lied to them, making them look very foolish again. These must be some of the most gullable people on the planet.
Some notable dates for the end of the world and begginning of armageddon are as follows :- 1874, 1st Oct 1914, 1975 and 1999
after all these many let downs, it beggars belief that there are still followers of the cult.
They passionately shun Christmas, and are not allowed to exchange presents
on christmas day. This in Britain in this day and age is possibly cruel
to children who mix with average children in their peer group. But they
still believe in the second coming of christ...
One Of their most famous fetishes is for shunning any kind of transfusion,
transplant or medical implant. Talk about Darwin Awards!
Despite the fact that there are several million Jovos worldwide, but mainly in America, they believe that only 144,000 of them can have their souls saved. Rediculous!
Greetings For Jovos.
1) What you doin here, I thought the world had
ended in 1999? whats up 144,001 ? have they given you your money back
2) Where's Jesus then, it's 2001 now, Still not
shown up and your still in the cult, bit gullable aren't you?
3) I'm sorry I am just out to do some early christmas
shopping.
4) I'd like to bet you have a mortgage and insurance,
what use is that if the world is just about to end. You haven't thought about
that have you.