The Bull's Head
The Executive Interview

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    Chris was recently interviewed by Stuart Fatcock ( pseudonym ) the camp journalist, of the Sheffield University of Music student's union, magazine " The Woofer ", whilst the guy tried to take the piss a bit, Chris more than held his own.
     Incidentally, the interview was purportedly held in a Cafe Bar Called " The Executive ", but it was really held in the Bulls Head Public House, Nether Green, Sheffield, 20th October 1999.
S.F. - You've been playing the drums recently, are you taking the instrument seriously?

C- My hands hurt when I do that. I have extremely powerful shoulders, and the fingers can't take the impact. My boxing career was over before I got in the ring.

S.F. - Will you be celebrating the turn of the millennium?

C- If I could afford A cottage in Dorset, I would rent one for the two weeks preceeding that date. Also I am afraid to leave my house, incase a marauding gang comandeers it for a party in by bleeding absence.

S.F. - Are you planning to make any bleeding new years resolutions?

C - Planning? . . . ?

S.F. - What is your favourite style of dress?

C - Inexpensive, I resent the exploitation of the third world labour to provide Hugo Boss, ( manufacturers of nazi uniforms ) with Faberge eggs ( stolen from native africans ). Also I despise people writing all over my t-shirts and charging me £20 for the privelage. Get balance co - ordination and graceful, you don't need clothes. Clothes are for ponces.

S.F. - What's your favorite type of bag :-
duffel bag or rucksack?

C - Morgan bags as carried by all tarts.


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The Bull's Head
The Executive Interview

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